it's over

Missus is back, decided to eat out for the evening, drove to Baneasa Shopping City.. A deserted city actually, because of the crisis..
Walking towards favorite steak house, Argentine, she asks "wanna eat some chinese?" and I answer with a backhand using the cliche "sure, there are a billion and a half of them.. whoooaahhaahaha..."
The chinese restaurant has been named She She, for the memory of lesbian Pekinese. Seated ourselves at the entrance, greeted by an agitated waiter. I don't know why he was a "waiter" as he was there to be waited for; didn't have time for the clients. He threw two menus to the table and disappeared for the next 20 minutes. It was 20 minutes of listening and looking genuinely interested, so time passed by as a... turtle...
Mr Waiter arrived back.
"Will the cooking take as much time as ordering?"
He replied, "I am alone!". Yes, I am here with missus, to listen to your personal frustrations and relationship status... Post it on Facebook, axxhole!
Reverted back to him, "sorry but that's not our fault, huh?"
"I am alone" he repeats... I am terrified, it seems that soon we will be eating some sexually harassed chicken...

Gave the order; few spring rolls with chicken, sesame meatballs and crispy duck. Another 20 minutes of being gentle and finally our food arrives. We have spring rolls with vegetables (which probably could be eaten by a hen and then convert into a chicken, so the cook just had a Benjamin Button approach), sesame balls with a smell of meat and 2 portions of veteran ducks, which should have died of malnutrition after Second World War.. Sniffed, ate, paid, left.

What kind of a business mind opens a restaurant at an expensive location with affluent client potential and at the rush hour keeps a single annoyed waiter to serve the clients? The same mind who charges 79 RON for a half grandmother duck... If you are on a diet, go to She She..